I need a new BFF in RL. Any takers?

Sometimes I'm just tired of all the people where I live. Why is there no one like me around here? No one to share my interests. You know what I need? I need a new RL BFF from fandom!!

If you think you live anywhere near me (and i'm pretty sure none of you do!!) Email  or PM me. Lets go have fun together!

*sigh*